lafinjack: (Depression.)
In the immortal words of The Enemy, I'm back like a heart attack.

If you were on the same flight into O'Hare that I was, where the pilot gleefully gave us a weather report of the area that he would soon be flying far, far away from, you would know that it's 7° here - though it feels like 2°. Fahrenheit, not your mad-like-a-fox "Celsius".

Of course, this means that my toilet is now frozen solid. Along with the rest of the pipes. And I had to change my socks because the sweaty ones I've been wearing all day were freezing to the floor.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHAT NEW AND EXCITING WAYS I'LL BE GETTING SCREWED


[edit]
YAY I'VE GOT A BURST PIPE SPRAYING WATER ALL OVER THE KITCHEN AND BATHROOM

And for my next trick, watch me get frostbite from walking through all this freezing water.
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In the immortal words of The Enemy, I'm back like a heart attack.

If you were on the same flight into O'Hare that I was, where the pilot gleefully gave us a weather report of the area that he would soon be flying far, far away from, you would know that it's 7° here - though it feels like 2°. Fahrenheit, not your mad-like-a-fox "Celsius".

Of course, this means that my toilet is now frozen solid. Along with the rest of the pipes. And I had to change my socks because the sweaty ones I've been wearing all day were freezing to the floor.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHAT NEW AND EXCITING WAYS I'LL BE GETTING SCREWED


[edit]
YAY I'VE GOT A BURST PIPE SPRAYING WATER ALL OVER THE KITCHEN AND BATHROOM

And for my next trick, watch me get frostbite from walking through all this freezing water.
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